if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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