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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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