You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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