I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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