I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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