So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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