Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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