Buhtt sex?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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