Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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