Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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