Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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