I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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