I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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