I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The adults are the big ones right?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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