Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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