I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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