On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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