whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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