Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
where does the pee come out of this thing
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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