i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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