the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
