4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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