You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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