You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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