God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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