Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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