Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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