Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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