Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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