they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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