Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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