It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
