You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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