Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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