They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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