sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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