If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i will never coherently bang her
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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