Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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