just come out here and I will go home with you...
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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