I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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