Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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