I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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