I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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