Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Randomize
