i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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