Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So many bounce houses so little time
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We left an ass print on the piano.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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