i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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