Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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