Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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