remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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