Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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